I go by the name Jay. 18 19 year old graphic artist junkie. [DJ wannabe]
Straight up from the PI. HipHop is my heart. I dance. A sucker for tattoos.
Loves yo momma jokes! If you got something, share pls? [lol]
Whats Up?
Mood: determined
Eating: Chicken Terriyaki
Drinking: Chuckie and Soya Strawberry Milk
Location: Sa pusod mo. [lol] Marlboro Lights and Chuckie Pleasse?
Haha. So its been like 10 years since I last updated this. Sorry Blog. A lot of things happened and is happening right now. But I don't wanna bore myself and the readers (if there are. lol).
So instead, I wanna share something I've learned in the past few days as a club promoter and as a person lol. To be a club promoter, you have to have this mean-y face and turn your swag on every time you enter the club, act like you own it! Intimidate people! LOL. Just playing, but kinda true. Haha. If your a newbie and you passed by the legits, show 'em who the boss is! lol kidding, of course "you have" to befriend them or something. Ask for some advice on how to extend your network. But if they give you a sarcastic answer or a rude response, Chill.. Trust me, you don't wanna ruin your night and lost your job (cause its something that pays well. sarcasm.). Instead give them a friendly response or don't talk at all or just smile at them.
Rule no. 1 is to approach them first, 'cause the legits think they're all that. Rule no. 2, always remember that drugs, alcohol and good times are the patrons of a club, so if you have them all, yo the shit. lol. Just kidding about the drugs part (good thing I've never seen anything that has to do with it at this club...YET). Rule no. 3 is to dress up Fly. You don't wanna look like a trash or ghetto-ish (No racial!), there's a dresscode anyway, so you really hafta dress up! Oh and don't forget Rule no. 4!! Bring some friends, friends of friends, friends of friends of friends of family. LOL. The patron of a club promoter is their guests. How many are they and if they're dressed up good or not, think of them as an extension of yourself, you invited them, so how they should dress up and what to bring and not to bring are just some of your responsibilities. Now speaking as a person, I've learned that a lot of party goers have a lot of problems. Family problems, Work, School, Health (oh you shouldn't be at a club homes! lol), Usually stressed people. 'Cause personally, partying is like my way to forget my personal issues and problems. Like the Black Eyed Peas' song Party all the time - "If We Could Party All Night And Sleep All Day And Throw All Of My Problems Away My Life Would Be Eaaasy" LOL. And also, about the legit promoters responding rudely, as a person, don't let them crash your dignity and respect for yo' self! Be hella rude! Be mean! Don't be a pussy, PUSSY! lol. Grab her sweet vag or if he's a guy, punch his manhood and remind them that your a person, not a piece of shit. Get back at them in the meanest way possible then walk out calmly with yo' heads up!
As a person, I've also learned that the difference between being popular and being a socialite, is that socialites network properly and have a good rationale for doing everything and who they network with have a purpose, its not FOR SHOW. If you are someone that thought you were popular and only know of whats dope and Rage thinking that it was all there was, you are missing on a lot homes!
At the end of the day, I choose to be a person and not to be in a rude group of club promoters. Ditch the business, keep yo' respect and integrity (wow) intact! Choose to be the bigger person. Don't get me wrong though, its hella fun to be a club promoter, you get to meet new people, people will get to know you (huh?) lol, and not to mention, free drinks! Lets go alcoholics! You just hafta deal with the cons that goes with it. Goodluck if you're tryna be one!
--My cousin, she likes Britney Spears so much and sings like almost all of her songs all the time. Over the phone, taking a shower, watching T.V, and even while sleeping. Haha! And then one time, we were both watching TV, she started singing, and I was singing too (just in my mind. LOL), she went..."Im not a girl....(long pause).......... not yet a human.... Hahaha! Then I started laughing and what makes it even funnier is that the look on her face was like "Tama ba yun?" Hahahaha!
--My older brother asked me what imaw is: Kuya: Jay ano yung Imaw? Me: Imaw? Kuya: Oo. Me: Diba yun ung creature sa encantadia noon. Si Imaw. Kuya: Hindi! Sinasabi lagi pag tapos tumawa sa chat. Me: Ano ba yun, patingin nga....(Checked his chat window) Hahahahaha! its lmao.. LMAO! not imaw!!! Laughing My Ass Off.. hahahaha
I haven't been blogging for awhile. Been busy with a lot of interviews and grabbing a lot of opportunities this country can give. Oh! There is? LOL Had an interview for this promoter job at this huge club somewhere in The Fort, Taguig and it was Okay, nothing much to say about that. I got the job. But I'll be working as a sub promoter which is hella lame. So Im trying to apply as a promoter at this newly opened club called Friday's Superclub somewhere in South-Las Piñas.
I've never been there though, I just hope its okay or close to that, since its a newly opened club. I saw the building and its nice. LOL. Laters.
Biglaan lang nagyaya sila Jky, Thea and Maxine para magvolunteer work. So hinanda ko na lahat ng gamit ko and ang mga clothes na idodonate ko. :) The original plan was to go to UP Manila and volunteer there, but since hanggang 5pm lang daw ang operations dun, we decided to go somewhere in QC kasi andun si Mia. While were on our way, nagtext si Mia na somewhere in Intramuros na lang daw kasi magkakaroon sila ng feeding program. Hinintay namin yung mga members ng Kabataan Party List kasi nasa kanila yung mga gamit and foods. :) Late na sila dumating and then yun nagstart na ang feeding program :)
After nun pumunta kami somewhere in San Andres ba un? Para makita namin personally ang kalagayan ng mga nasalanta at naapektuhan ng bagyong Ondoy. Sobrang kawawa sila. Tapos ang dala lang naming food ay lugaw, pang tawid gutom lang nila. Pero sobra silang nagpasalamat. Nakakataba ng puso pag naririnig mo silang nagpapasalamat sayo. Ang sarap sa pakiramdam. Sobra. :) Mas pinili ko talaga yung ganito kesa sa magvolunteer magpack ng mga goods. Pakiramdam ko kasi wala naman akong mapapala dun. Gusto ko kasi makita ko talaga yung kalagayan nila at iabot sa kanila mismo yung maibibigay ko. Hindi ko naman din akalain na sobrang magiging ganito kasaya yung feeling ko after nila magsabi ng "Thank You" sayo personally. Sobrang saya rin kasi kasama high school friends :D Nakakawala ng pagod kahit papaano pag nagkukulitan.
Tapos nun, nagstay kami sa condo nila Ging and dun natulog. Kinabukasan kumain sa Mcdonalds Macapagal. Treat ni Mia kasi magbbday na siya sa Oct 7 :)
Thanks Mia! Pati kela Ging, Maxine, Norifel, Thea and Jake! Road Trip tayo ulit! haha!
Tranny : 1. transvestite 2. transsexual Here in The Philippines, trannies or transsexuals are very common specially in Salons (Hair, Spa, even those for your pets). As a single asian male, I always want to look good and feel good. So at least every twice a month, I always have my hair cut and a body, hand and foot massages (with no extra service LOL).
I remember my first encounter with a Shemale(?). While my parents were shopping, I always hide behind clothes or inside the fitting room and then I'll hear them shouting my name while I giggle with excitement, putting on a hat or something then I'll just pop out from somewhere shouting "Chenen! Nagulat ba kayo?! Akala niyo si Aga Muhlach noh? Mas gwapo pa ako dun!" (Me and my dad used to practice that line way way back cuz we planned on joining this search for wonder kids. LOL) Then my Dad will go "That's my boy!!!" Haha! And then One time, I did it again and this time my parents didn't look for me so I didn't hear them shouting my name. So I got lost! I was crying and then this Girl(?)Guy came up to me and asked "Bakit ka umiiyak?". I answered, "Iniwan ako ng mom and dad ko eh."(Still crying). I thought she/he was a girl, I mean I'm just a kid back then, how should I know? But she/he was really nice for helping me find my parents. (skip boring parts--went to the customer service desk. bla bla) I saw my mom and dad coming to me and laughing while I was crying. Haha it was really funny though.
I said "thank you po ate" to the guy/girl who helped me. Then my dad said, "Kuya yan!" and then they all laughed (but I'm still clueless lol). That's the time I learned about the word "Bakla" or "Bading". (Gay, Homo) Growing up, I have this mentality about them that they're nice people but I was kind of scared at them too. Okay, so I was 3rd year High school that time, I had a hair cut in this Salon near SM Bacoor with some friends. So after this guy/girl did my hair, I had to go to the wash area with him/her to wash my hair. That time, it was only me and him/her in there, while washing my hair, he's touching my face telling me how smooth my face was. I was ok with that, until.. he started touching my knees then my abnomen then back to my knees then to my crotch and then quickly grabbed my thing! I was like, "Ano ba!!! (insert bad word here)". I quickly grabbed his hand and then pushed him away from me! I went out of that room, shocked and still scared lol. After that he acted like nothing happened and then blow dryed my hair. I should have told the manager or someone from the front desk about it, but I didn't. I don't know why. Maybe I don't wanna cause too much drama or Im too scared??(About what?). Or I thought it wasn't a big deal. Too bad. But another lesson learned. Damn you Bibi Gandang-Hari! hahaha
I had a Validation Interview today at this big company somewhere in Makati for this stupid call center job. This Validation Interview will determine if an applicant is fit for a certain account or program that the company has. I say its bullshit and such a waste of time. Its like having two Final Interviews, questions from the final interview were pretty much the same with this validation thing. And if you fail this validation interview, you're not qualified to work under a certain account.
I had 2 interviewers and they're weirdos. The stupid interview lasted for about an hour. Asking me the same questions that I already answered during my last interview. Questions like, "Do you ever go beyond the extra mile just to satisfy a customer?" or "What is Customer Satisfaction for you?" bla bla bla. And then I got tired of answering their stupid questions, added the fact that they were just nodding whenever I answer and pretending that they're listening and acting like they were paying close attention to whatever I was saying. So I told them that those questions were already asked during my final interview. They figured that I was wise enough to know that they're just following this stupid questionnaire.
After that, this guy asked me "Give me two reasons why I should hire you with that kind of hair. Its not appealing to the eyes, sorry." TING! I was like "are you kidding me?". "No.", he said. So I told them "First of, my hair has nothing to do with this job that I'm applying for, its my own body, I can do whatever I want to it." I just gave him one reason because that's all I can think of at that moment (lol), I asked him, "Do you judge people by how they look???", He said, "I have to." Then I said, "It's not like this is a corporate job. And you're not even wearing a corporate attire. So I don't understand why." He said, "We're Team Leaders and we want our agents to look clean and presentable." I told him "Oh so did your agents ever told you that your face looks dirty for having a lot of acne and pimples on it?" MOMENT OF SILENCE.....The look on their faces, its like they heard something they've never expected. The other guy said "Okay, I think that was way out of line." Then I said, "What's way out of line?? He's judging me by how I look so I figured I can do the same thing." I admit, I was a bit harsh though. And I shouldn't have said that, given that they were older than me and it was very unprofessional. But still, this is a free country! LOL. And I stand for what I think is right. He shouldn't have said that too, I mean if you don't wanna be judged by how you look, then don't do it to other people. You get what you deserved. So I asked them if the interview's done and if I can leave, I genuinely said Thank you to both of them.
The perfect time to blog is when you're pissed off, mad, happy and tired all at the same time.
My ex-officemates/friends made a surprise visit last night (or earlier at 2am). I was about to go upstairs then I heard someone calling my name and a car's engine. I thought it was my Highschool friends but when someone shouted "Odion!" I already knew who it was. It was a very wrong timing but hey! things like these don't happen everyday (Fortune Cookie Application turned out to be helpful then : "A pleasant surprise is in store for you") Not that pleasant though, I was scheduled for a 1pm interview at this big company tomorrow and I should take a good night sleep and be ready. Its a big company! The biggest actually in the BPO industry here in The PI.
So they stayed here til 6am which is good cuz I still have time to get some rest. But I can't sleep, I was nervous out of excitement for this interview!!! I guess I fell asleep around 8:30 and I had to wake up at 10! WOW.
So went to Glorietta 5, cause that's where this company's Recruitment office is located. I don't wanna mention the company's name for some reason. lol And I got lost cuz I'm bad at taking directions haha! And got in at 1:30pm. There were a bunch of people, they were all staring at me, maybe wondering what the heck is this mohawk 16 year old-ish looking guy doing there. They were all dressed up like there's no tomorrow: Long sleeves with a tie and a pair of slacks for the men and cocktail dresses for the ladies. I was wearing a plain shirt and a pair of maong jeans with my bagpack. LOL I stayed there for 7 freaking hours!!! They wanted to make it a one day application process. Passed the initial interview. Passed the exams. And finally passed the final interview. :) So that means, I'm gonna be working for this biggest BPO company here in The Philippines soon.
Fortune Cookie Application in Facebook says: Be prepared to accept a wondrous opportunity in the days ahead! Could this mean that this application is for real?? haha. Got home at almost 10pm. Tiired but Just in time to watch this new show called "Glee". LOL And got pissed off because of this friend who kind of insulted me.( You should know that It was a bad joke.) But hey, I love this bitch. She's like a sister to me and we always pretend to be cousins..Too much about that. Binasa mo lahat? Congratulations! You just wasted your time LOL
Skechers brings street dancing to the next level by staging the biggest, hottest, and most exciting search for the best dance group in Metro Manila -the Skechers Streetdance Battle 5.
Skechers Streetdance Battle is a showcase of the best moves, choreography, creativity, team work and coordination that will pit the best high school and collegiate hiphop dance groups in Metro Manila against each other. Participants will perform their ultimate “work of art” in a five (5) minute routine, consisting of a variety of HipHop styles (popping, locking, break dancing, street, funk, club, etc.).
Catch the kick off party on September 19, 4PM at SM Mall of Asia.
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See, My uncle is managing a Filipino Restaurant Called 'Juan Bistro' at SM Mall of Asia. I always find time to drop by, eat a meal for free and get a free dessert! One time, I was smoking outside the restaurant and this white guy came up to me and asked for a lighter.
(I handed him my lighter) White Guy: Are you from here? Me: Yeah. Why? White Guy: So are you flip? Me: ....Sorry?! White Guy: I said, are you flip?? You know, a filipino? Me: Yeah I know what flip means. Its like the N word. (I should know, Ging told me that! lol) White Guy: N what?? Oh no! no! Oh sorry. I didn't mean to. No racial! No racial! Me: Man, you better. White Guy: Really sorry. And thanks too. (He gave my lighter back)
Okay So I actually thought he was insulting me until I saw this girl calling him "BABE", and she's definitely a Filipina. I should know. Im good at that. lol
In the next two months or so, Im gonna be flying to Dubai. (yes, I can fly) And I heard that theres a lot of racists there who thinks Filipinos are just slaves. Im just excited to meet them and prove them wrong. Say NO to racism hoes! Later!
